stooglemart

An unintelligent being, similar to an Oaf

God dammit zoe is a stooglemart

by Poko the monkey March 23, 2003

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012

Strangle bang

When you want to strangle someone but also bang them (not at the same time).

I would totally strangle bang my baby daddy.

by Petco Nuts are awesome April 18, 2014

Stranglehold

An act where a stripper wraps her thighs around a patrons neck

That dancer has a stranglehold on tbat dude.

by RAMLANDGOAT January 19, 2018

cock strangle

Lots of fun for friends and family. A cock strangle is when a person or thing squeezes your penis in a pleasuring way.

Yeah that kid Tyrone, is a fucking cock strangler that gay motherfucker.

by Alchestbreach November 13, 2016

scroingle

To slightly damage something, e.g. by creasing

I wouldn't buy that book. The page corners are scroingled.

by zagrebmike April 15, 2005

strangler

synonym for cigarettes. must be used in conjunction with the word "choker"

"hey slim? you chokin' back a strangler? i'll join you"

by jacques macmegalodon December 18, 2005