Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Stitched

An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*

"Oh man XD I just got stitched"

by That name you can't remember May 3, 2018

Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020

Stitch Breaker

Someone who helped you recover from your last failed relationship, but turns around and either cheats on you or breaks your heart again.

"UGH, He/She is such a STITCH BREAKER!
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.

by Kiwi Chan April 24, 2020

Stitch

A small fortune.

Just flipped this pack and made a stitch.

by Creatvr May 23, 2020

Build a bear stitch

The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.

Bro, did your build a bear stitch come loose? You're acting like a bitch!

by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021

Whip stitch

A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.

One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.

by Non-chlorine bleach May 16, 2023