poseidons stab

When you are pooping and all the water hits your rump.

When joey's poop hit the water he got a poseidons stab

by Anonymous..........312 November 25, 2017

stabbing utensil

A utensil used for stabbing purposes. I.E. Stabbing a goat; Stabbing a murder victim.

My mother was beat down and murdered with a stabbing utensil.

by NenjiMax June 29, 2005

Stab-Aerobics

The art of stabbing someone...

Dude 1: Hey man, have you ever seen someone get attacked like that, and like this (swinging a knife all over the place)

Dude 2: Attacked like that? Dude you need to learn some Stab-Aerobics...

by Yoshimaticz October 24, 2010

Back Stab

Texting or calling a mistress while having sex with your girlfriend or wife in the doggystyle position. Since you are behind them, there is no way for them to know.

Jim: Hey Matt I heard you hooked up with jess last night.

Matt: Yea, I had to back stab my girlfriend Tracy to set it up though.

by It Was Written February 16, 2010

stabbing the pirate

jerking off / masturbation

We saw Caitlin stabbing the pirate through the window.

by jellohohoh March 17, 2006

face stabbings

Piercings in ones face. Usually chunks of metal sticking out of unexpected locations.

She didn't make it through security because all her face stabbings kept setting off the metal detector.

by fell July 17, 2007

Cat Stabbing

When shoving your cats tail up ur partners anus, and jerking it around in a fast moving motion.

I was cat stabbing my girlfriend last night.

by you no. (: February 20, 2010