Squidley

An uncommon British slang term meaning Quid, or to put it another way, 100 pence, 1 pound sterling.

Can I borrow a squidley, mate?
That'll be two 'an 'alf squidleys, mate.

by UKDK November 28, 2010

Squilch

1. The onomatopoeia of cumming in an armpit.

2. The act of fucking an armpit

I squilched the shit out of Megan.

by ParaguayExDubya July 11, 2010

squidlife

No fucks given... By middle aged perverts...
Practice of picking up females, 20 years their minor, with drugs... Primarily Molly and cocaine

: Whoa, did you see 50 year old homie give that half naked 20 year old a gang of coke?

: yeah man. He's totally living the squidlife

by Teddywise August 12, 2015

Squilf

A commonly used term describing a "Squirrel I'd Like to Fuck"

Can also be applied to hairy girls and bros

Dude, Sandy Cheeks is one hot squilf

by Broraper69 July 13, 2009

squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

by cryinghill May 27, 2005

Squidley Bob

Pronunciation{Skwid Lee Bob}
Alternate{Squee Lee Bob}

Noun-A person lacking in common sense, masculinity, coordination, the ability to settle; often times these traits are employed simutaneoously.

Brad Freed wore a dress shirt to lacrosse practice, what a squidley bob.

Keagan is one squirley mother fucker, he too is a squidley bob.

by Treasure Head February 27, 2009

Squilokle

To Be Squilokled; To Be A Squilokle; To Have A Squilokle;

Squiloked, Squilokling And Will Squilokle.

"Damn, You Got Squilokled!"
"Awwww, You Got A Cute Squilokle"
"Hahahaha....You're A Squilokle"
"I Wish I Was A Squilokle With Flowers In My Hair"

by DSR95 August 19, 2009