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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.
After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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Eduardo Squidwardo

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick
Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*
by Tsuki October 9, 2020
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squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...
by ___ the Man February 28, 2007
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Squidward

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008
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squidward dab

The act of putting your right arm across your face while the other arm opposite to the one covering your face and screaming squidward dab!!!!
by McCann lad June 18, 2016
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squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.
My squidward is hard.
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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squidward

tucking your penis between your legs while leaving your testicles untucked so that it appears to make the face of "Squidward."
Imagine this image: 0||0
Though in reality it is much more Squidward-like.
by hr puffinstuff January 9, 2008
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