Squetart

A loose butthole.

That dude has a squetart.

by Spidercow March 25, 2011

Squeet

Combination of the words SQUARE and FEET.
Square feet.

Ted and Gary were looking for a decent sized apartment. Something in the neighborhood of 1,200 squeet.

by Christopher Mulcahy December 1, 2007

squeet

to 'squee' and 'skeet' at the same time.

Squee: a noise to denote excitement.

skeet: to jizm on yourself.

Person 1: Tegan and Sara just came out with a new album!

Person 2: OMG! They're so hot, and i'm so excited; I just squeeted on myself! FANGIRLFANGIRLFANGIRL!!!!

by Queeniefakesit November 10, 2009

Squelm

The act of pressing down on your mountain bike helmet hard against your head to excrete sweat. It also is the sweat that comes out.

Man, it is hot, I need to squelm.

by Mahly May 28, 2008

squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007

squelch

A very violent releasing of gas from the man's pineal hole.

Also a term used in slang that refers to doing something well.

"I was pissing and then I squelched so hard, my penis exploded."

person one: "How was the date?"
person two: "Bro, I was totally squelchin' it."

by squlecher49 June 15, 2011

squelch

To hijack, or pilfer

"Oi - she just Squelched my car!"

by ME January 24, 2005