An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
Get the turd squeezer mug.The action involuntary squeezing too early when taking a shit. Generally results in a messy cleanup.
I had a clean and easy poop passing, then I accidentally had a premature squeeze resulting in a messy cleanup and using far too much toilet paper.
by NB44 October 4, 2017
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I partied way too hard this weekend. It’s monday and I got the mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
Stay away from the pot lucks at this place. Guaranteed mustard squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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Get the grape squeezers mug.A short squeeze occurs when a stock or other asset jumps sharply higher, forcing traders who had bet that its price would fall, to buy it in order to forestall even greater losses. Their scramble to buy only adds to the upward pressure on the stock's price
Reddit has been able to short squeeze meme stocks such as Gamestop which made big hedge funds lose billions
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