Squat on my bedpost

The act of performing a squat above a rounded, relatively small bedpost for sexual pleasure.

Ye want tae squat on my bedpost? Sound!

by Mister Beattster August 1, 2010

squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

by RZM007 July 23, 2010

squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 25, 2010

squat-spot

anyplace found that can be sat in be it a chair, couch, or just a railing. as long as you can sit on it its a squat-spot.

"i see a couple squat-spots over there"

"hey you just stole my squat-spot"

by chandler bateman November 29, 2011

Squash cougar

A squash cougar is a mature lady who enjoys partaking in the occasionally game of squash. And who can often be found, posting pictures of themselves on the internet inserting squash rackets into different orifices.

Gina's mum is a proper squash cougar, I seen her on squashcougartube she had a 145 head deep in her box. It was boss.

by Rego45 May 2, 2014

Squassy

A word that describes a 'thicc' or 'jewzy' gluteus maximus or ass. Usually used to refer to either a woman or male that has a beautiful luscious bumole, but doesn't know it, but sort of does. Derived from the words used to refer to a thicc Squidward J. Q. Tentacles. Can be distilled down to the word 'Squass' as a colloquial term.

Daaaaammmnn! Tyrone look. That boy Squassy as heck nuggets.

Did you hear about Loretta's new Boyfriend. Damn! I'm jealous. That Loretta got major squass!

by Oatrich Tomath Bartholomew II September 5, 2018

squat jerk

the act of squatting and jerking your meat simultaneously

i squat jerked for 20 minutes last week any my legs still hurt!

by tim jhonson December 2, 2018