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Splackle

The build up of crust on the finger due to improper washing after fingerbanging is called Splackle.

The actual performing of the act in progress drops the "e" and adds an "ing," creating the word Splacking.

Synonyms: Harmonica Fingers, The Abe Lincoln, Uteran Cuticles, Birth
Used properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the neUsed properly in a sentence: Thy fingers penetrated her frothy beef-mantle before passing out. Upon awaking the next morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.xt morning, the excess Splackle around my anterior knuckle reminded me of how distasteful the sea-donkey of a whore was.
by Yep, It's Brian! January 4, 2009
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Spackle

When someone misplaces your casual reading glasses
Where are my glasses? I thought I put them in this glasses case?!

No, I put them in your other glasses case. Sorry, I spackled you.
by rosemaylodge July 5, 2012
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crack spackle

i had a mega dish of italian last night and on the way home i crack spakled my pants cause i couldn't hold it.

crack spackle
by sodyPop May 30, 2006
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Sprackled

To be high as a kite or tripping balls. Under the influence of some kind of obvious mind altering substance. Not handling their high well. Gonzo.
After the party, Kyle was found behind the couch sprackled out of his gourd, laughing about lucky charms and eating dust bunnies.
by Aquakittie April 15, 2023
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Spackledorf

Bad/Horrible situation. Used by SpongeBob in the episode where the health inspector came to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: It's spackledorf!
Mr. Krabs: That's not even a word and I agree with you!
by AshleyxPeace August 14, 2009
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spracket

what shows up on a toilet tissue after you wipe your ass after a long fart that ended wet.
She was glad to see her spracket wasnt as bad as she had thought.
by Shonamongus November 29, 2014
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