Spaffic Jam

Noun: Where a male ejaculates and then tries to urinate shortly afterwards causing a blockage in his urethra. This often results in pain and inflammation of the penis head as the combination of spaff and urine can not be released.

"I had a great sex with my girlfriend last night but when I went to the toilet afterwards I ran into a major spaffic jam. I was stuck for 20 minutes!"

"I better pee before I masturbate, I don't want another spaffic jam"

by spaffmaster August 16, 2011

spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Spaff Beast

A dirty man that masturbates over six times a day. A man that often needs to leave a party or social occasion so he can masturbate.

Spaff Beast: I've masturbated eight times today!
Friend of beast: Wow, your such a spaff beast!

by Slitster February 19, 2010

Spiff

1. Noun- Someone who is conceited or overly confident in an annoying way. Usually refered to males.

2. Noun- Someone who is dressed in a flashy, obnoxious style.

Boys who post shirtless pictures of themselves on facebook are spiffs.
"You are such a spiff," James said when he saw Eric's silver chain.

by pseudonym is a big word... October 16, 2011

spafford

anal, sex, sick, wrong, cici, beastin' it

1. having unwanted anal sex with somethings ass

1. I'm gonna spafford your hole!

2. My ass got so spafforded last nite i can barely walk....

by Andrew Sizemore November 18, 2006

soffing

soffing, stands for playing the game 'soldier of fortune'

it can also stand for hitting somebody in the gutand when they are bent over you kick them again but this time in the groin:)

1) me and some buddies went soffing online again, man we beat those foes so hard.

2) yesterday me and a guy got in a fight, he soffed me like three times, then I passed out.

by cameleo October 5, 2006

Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.

Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz

by Mudhouse October 28, 2011