Autistic Sparrow

1. a small bird with a tendency to view life in terms of one's own needs and desires.
2. a narrow minded, excessively rigid and emotionally detached human being, with bird like feet.
3. term used in frustration on a dim witted friend.

"Get out of the way of the tele you Autistic Sparrow"

by TheRealCatWilly May 9, 2019

jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.

"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".

by Clothears January 11, 2014

red sparrow

Something to call your penis after period sex.

Ela: I'm on my period, wanna create a red sparrow?

by Alexsandr Senaviev March 7, 2018

Shane M Sparrow

Better than awesome . Kryptonian, Breathtaking, Prodigious, Phenominal, Badass, Legendary

Batman channelled his inner Shane M Sparrow and saved the days

by Wesleepipes June 12, 2018

Sparrowing

sparrowing is defined as when your buddy or friend hangs off something moving Dangerously (like a car) and in the prossess precedes to be smug and proud about it and poses like jack sparrow making a grand entrance

jim: whats that madman doing?

jake: "hangs out moving car posing like jack sparrow proudly"

jak: he's Sparrowing!

jim: he's gonna get himself killed!

jak: Let the proud man sparrow jim! let him soar!

by Zombomb May 23, 2019

The sparrow

That weird yet awesome guy you hang out with

Over there that's tobey he's the sparrow of the gang

by The sparrow January 7, 2017

Flock of sparrows hitting a windmill

This is the sound made when the brown hail from your anus hits the porcelain of the toilet.

"That vindaloo from last night sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting a windmill this morning, and it left my arse like 12 guage birdshot, I'm telling you!" Winston Churchill the day after meeting Queen Elizabeth the 2nd for the first time over a Ruby Murray.

by Kingmob Barbelith May 19, 2022