sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Sock rule

If you do gay shit it’s doesn’t make you gay if you have socks on but if you do it on a Wednesday then it makes you gay

Tod: hey I just had sex with Jason

John: bro that’s gay
Tod: no it’s not remember the sock rule

John: yeah but it’s Wednesday

Tod: damnit

by Randomrugny December 18, 2019

sock water

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

Hand Sock

Socks for your hands.

Johnny Cochran - 'If the hand sock doesn't fit, you must aquit.'

by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

sock bunny

A chick you imagine you are with when you are masturbating and this makes you blow your load in a sock.

Look at that chick...now she's a fucking sock bunny

You know that girl in my science class, she's been my sock bunny all week.

That strip club has the finest sock bunnies.

I'm married man, but she will be my sock bunny later

by theonewhoknows2010 February 4, 2010

sock wedgie

When your sock bunches up between your toes. Especially annoying when out walking or driving.

I had to pull over so I could fix my sock wedgie. I hate those!

by chabba October 18, 2007

bunk sock

a sock to put around the dick to catch jizz from you jackin off

eww man dont leave your bunk socks on the floor

by john mac - da mack dawg October 5, 2004