smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

smushedballs

speake for itself, the key word is "visualize"

Person A. man, those are some really nasty smushedballs

Person B. yea, that one had to hurt like a flaremaster who burns his throat

by George is Irish May 16, 2006

Smashede

A stampede of drunks.

After the bar closed there was a smashede of drunks out the door.

by The FDH October 12, 2010

Sheet Smusher

Used to describe a man who is among other masculine qualities quite proficient at coitus. As well as being a fornicating phenomenon also obtains copious amounts of strange.

Origin: Fatty Girl by LL Cool J

Timmy - "Hey you see that no neck, roided out, sheet smusher over there?"

Johnny - "Yeah"

Timmy - "He fights in the UFC"

by Kimifan December 12, 2010

slushed

Meaning ..Mad,pissed off,annoyed with ,agrivated,bummed out
Comming from .wheat socks in boots slushing around . its the most anoying thing in the world ruens your day pisses you off and is anoying as hell

your girl friend "slushed" me all day man!
This shirt is so slushed!

by Skin BMX December 11, 2007

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 10, 2005