Schilling

verb - To make an inappropriate statement that is rooted in sexism, racism, or homophobia. Relates to the conservative ex-baseball pitcher who was fired from ESPN for multiple forms of offensive postings via social media. (Schilling defends Donald Trump for similar simple-minded behavior.)

Dude, my little girl's in the room!...Don't be Schilling that shit about my daughter being 'gorgeous' and 'beautiful,' you old perv.

Bee, I apologize for showing that nasty photo to your transgender friend. I had way too many vodkas, and I just started Schilling.

TEACHER: Billy, stop calling Ahmad a sand Nazi. Can't you see how offensive that is!? BILLY: Aw, c-mon, Mrs. Adams, I was just Schilling!

by blood orange October 18, 2016

Shrimping

To insert a frozen turd into your lovers/victims anus, and then proceed to fuck them vigorously with the aforementioned turd.

Remember that girl I hooked up with in the club ?. Well she was so damn wasted that she does not even remember me shrimping her all night long.

by BaronBulb March 20, 2009

Curt Schilling

The man who has become my love interest!

My loins burn for Curt.

by dddd dd April 13, 2005

Shrimping

(v)When a guy attempts to/perform(s) oral sex on themselves.

He was so busy shrimping himself he didn't notice us walk in.

by Captain Pope December 1, 2016

Louise Schilling

Since when does R come before T?

"A B C D E F G H I J K L M O P Q T S R U V W X Y Z" - Louise Schilling

by Tammy Tender October 11, 2011

Carl Schilling

A Peacefull man.

he meditates under a mango tree daily and would never hurt a fly

Carl Schilling is the peacefull man

by qwertyuiopbcydgfnosdnf November 24, 2011

shrinking penis

shrinkage of ones member until it shrivels up to nothing

Chris has a shrinking penis from all the raunchy sex he had.

by the lovely neighbor September 19, 2004