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Short notice dick

Unexpectedly seeing someone's penis, not having prior notice or time to process
I was walking down the street and one of the neighbors kids lost a bet & had to run around naked, short notice dick was corrupting my eyes, I didn't mean to look I swear

short haired chinita gf 

A recent trend that gone famous in the year 2020, in the Philippines. Male Filipino single teens use this word when they remember that they're still single; and a short haired chinita gf is the specific female that they want, though its really just a joke.
Filipino boy 1: "Man, I'm tired of being single already. I just want a short haired chinita gf that'll take care of me."

Filipino boy 2: "Bro, I'm hoping the same thing but that's too impossible. Lets just hope someone will still love us, lol."

Short People Day 

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5
Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day
Short People Day by SkyzTheGuy July 28, 2021

short fuse 

a short temper(see also; have a short fuse)
My dad has frequently has a short fuse.
short fuse by Light Joker October 10, 2004

short and curlies

I have crabs in my short and curlies! They are making my taint itch.
short and curlies by T May 25, 2004

short bus 

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.
If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.
short bus by W December 21, 2004