Shiatsu-snooze

It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.

Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze

by Niels Hoglund June 7, 2009

shitcunt

In Australia the term "shitcunt" is used to describe only the most noble and prestigious people.
It's rare for an Aussie to call you a "shitcunt", as we don't say it to just anyone, you have to be honourable and respected to earn it.
You are very lucky if an Aussie has called you a "Shitcunt".
"ShitCunt" has no offensive meaning in Australia so think twice if you're not an Australian and calling an aussie a "shitcunt"

Aye, what's up, how's it going ya shitcunt.

by AussieShitCunt September 2, 2017

shitsubishi

A shit-box that happens to be a Mitsubishi with dings scratches and ockey straps holding the bonet down.

1: unlucky Taylor looks like your getting Johno's Shitsubishi
2:
person 1: lets go in johno's car
person 2: heck no its a shitsubishi

by hairy_balls_22 December 1, 2007

Shitfuckcocklane

A Word used to both describe a very crappy street, or the street on which cockboy lives.

1. "Cockboy, where do you live?"
"I live on Shitfuckcocklane"

2. "Man, i Live on a Shitfuckcocklane, and it sucks... I get robbed twice an hour! My robber has a scedule for christ's sake!"

by aeiurgnuwrnvfa June 28, 2006

shitfuck

1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.

2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.

3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.

4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.

4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.

1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."

by chmrvhg October 4, 2011

Shitcunt

When a lady eshewes conventional wisdom and wipes back to front.

'Hannah, you smell like a shitcunt - did you follow correct wiping procedure?'

by DaveArmadillo October 3, 2008

shitfuck

When you are taking a rather large size shit and it gets sucked back up your butt which may feel like you are getting raped in the asshole.

One day i was sitting on the the toilet and i was taking a shit. This wasnt any old shit. This was a old,smelly,corny,crust,terrible shit. then suddenly, i couldnt push it out anymore and it came right back in. it felt like i was getting raped by my old jailmate bubba. He was black and had a 12 inch cock....around. The bad part was that he wasnt using lube.... and that is what a shitfuck is. for more info type in poopfrik

by lingling maguyver September 30, 2008