Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

shitfaggot

A homosexual who prefers to catch instead of pitch.
A bearded VT college student who acts in a manner that can be defined as "extremely gay"

Blair Mitchell is such a shitfaggot!

by KHTHOMAS January 2, 2008

fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface

Combination of swear words used when you're EXTREMELY pissed off, you're talking no sense.

see shitfaced cocksucker

Fucktard shitfag.
Ala, you bitchface
shit off fucktard

~Swear hacker has been banned~

You fucktarded shitfag ala bitchface. YOU DAM BAN ME

by SwearDisShit October 23, 2007

shitdip

Like a dipshit, but backwards

John sucked Billy's cock...what a fucking shitdip

by evstein7 September 2, 2003

shitdigger

a person who engages in anal sex with one who forgets to wipe after dropping a duece.

Roger decided to take part in some anal sex with Maria who ate 6 Burritos, and ran out of toilet paper in the morning. Roger sure is a shitdigger.

by Rockit July 20, 2008

Shitflicker

Uncouth, low-brow person, one of loose morals and low socio-economic standing

He is such a shitflicker, you’d think he was raised by apes !

by Marrick65 December 28, 2019

shitfar

Roughly the distance between Old East Campus and the Tritowers at NC State University

or

exactly .5 miles

Student A: Hey bro, wanna go to the creamery?

Student B: I want some ice cream so badly, homedog... but the library's like two shitfars from UT and I'm way too lazy to walk that.

by mr. wuf October 16, 2010