Seedless Date

it's when you have a date with girl and you don't get laid ( can't plant your seed inside of here ) or you get laid and wore a condom which results in a seedless date

Cody Ko: last night i had a date with a girl but it was a seedless date

by Rgabor September 13, 2017

shed-full

A fuck ton of whatever you are talking about. Synonym of shedton

Bob: Dude I just beat my meat for the first time in a couple weeks so I realesed a shed-full of cum

Benny: nice

by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018

Sheadie One

A drinking game where everyone listens to “Know Better” by Headie One and Rv. Every time Headie one says “Shhh”, you take a sip of your drink from a plastic cup. As soon as Rv starts rapping, everyone needs to down the rest of their drink, do a cup flip, fill their drink, down it, do another cup flip and then fill it again as fast as possible and before Headie One "Shh". If you finish first, you can skip the rest of the song and choose someone still doing it to fill their drink again. the players who don't finish in time get knocked out. the game is then restarted.

If you’ve never won a game of Sheadie One, can you REALLY call yourself a mothertrucking heavyweight?!

by Roudant December 9, 2019

Seed and feed

When you cum in your partner to plant the seed, then urinate in them to release the feed. The nitrogen in the urine will fertilize the seed.

After a hard day of farming I gave the wife a nice seed and feed.

by Shawnboy04 May 1, 2020

Seed n’ Squeeze

Experiencing the uncontrollable urge to defecate and cum at the same time. Therefore, releasing both urges by shitting and busting a nut.

Our ceo was late to the board meeting cause he was doing a seed n’ squeeze.

I’m pretty sure I walked in on the janitor doing a seed n’ squeeze in the handicapped stall.

I left my seed n’ squeeze in the bowl for the next guy to find inspiration.

by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

Seed Thief

A woman who seduces a man into having sex with her so she can have a baby. The man may be a willing participant in the sex, but has no desire to father a child. He is usually duped into having unprotected sex with the woman. After the child is born, the woman will experience the joys of motherhood while the man is stuck paying for most of the expenses.

"I had a great time with Heather last night!"

"Did you use protection??"
"Nope, she let me go in raw dog!"
"You idiot, that girl is a certified seed thief. You better hope she doesn't get pregnant or else you're paying for her baby."

by Seedthiefguy April 6, 2021

Poppy Seed Bagel

The best food in the entire world. Could be a problem for the police though...

Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!

*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*

by MulluM April 17, 2017