I was shwasted last night.
by Akmartin October 4, 2020
Get the Shwasted mug.a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).
Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED
by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020
Get the Shwasted mug.Sarah: “ugh i don’t think chase likes me.”
Lilly: “why not ?”
Sarah: “he shafted me for the sixth time today.”
Lilly: “why not ?”
Sarah: “he shafted me for the sixth time today.”
by cleverseal February 15, 2021
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Haha, did you hear about shae's? I'm never going there again, they're a bunch of white nationalist scum. She really shaested her reputation.
by Sunstormsara April 4, 2021
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