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Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan
girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing
by moocow419 June 8, 2011
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swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm
by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015
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Pullout Swallow

The oral sex act a fertile woman performs when her man promises to stop intercourse and pull out of her pussy right before he comes, based of the promise that she will immediately take his cock into her mouth and swallow his load.
Since my girlfriend forgot to take her birth control pills and I was out of condoms, she said she'd do a pullout swallow if I pulled out right before I came.
by TallandThick December 8, 2015
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swallower

A woman who ingests semen.

Also means shes a keeper.
If I had to pick between the three girls, even if 1 was ugly and swallowed.
I'd still pick the ugly girl.Yup I'd keep the swallower. I mean hell you don't have to look at her face, all you see is the top of her head anyway.
by hold the mayo March 3, 2004
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sword swallower

One who can deep throat miles and miles of cock.
That bitch is quite the little sword swallower.
by F. June 23, 2003
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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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Peer shallowness

n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)
George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.

BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking

George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness

Everyone else: Attaboy :
by Midgetmonkey June 4, 2008
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