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shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.
Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!
by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018
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Shrek

the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
Shrek: i am the one and only SHREK

you: thats enough internet for the day 0_o
by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew November 1, 2019
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Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.
"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018
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Shrek

Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.
by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019
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Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps
I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME
by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018
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Shrek

The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!
That new kid is a real Shrek!
by *Spits out tea* December 2, 2019
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Shrek

What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.
by That one really weird kid January 10, 2019
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