Fattention seeking

'Fattention seeking' is an attention seeker on Facebook who posts up a status telling the world how they feel if they are ill, upset, angry or hurt because no one, in the real world really cares about them so they have to post it in hope that someone online would and when someone actually gives a shit, they give a pointless reply and you're like thinking why did they bother posting it up?

Girl 1: " FFS!"

Girl 2: "you alright hun?"

Girl 1: "Yeah I'm Ok"

Girl 2: " were you Fattention seeking?"

Girl 1: "How dare you bitch about me"

Girl 3: "inbox me!!"

Girl 1: "it's alright now"

Girl 2: " you're such a fattention seeker"

by cuz x3 November 10, 2011

It’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message

Phrase from the internet funny man himself, Alpharad. This means that styling on your opponent is much more important than winning the game. Usually used in Smash Bros.

Opponent: “Why did you go for that forward aerial offstage with no jump?”
Alpharad: “Because it’s not about winning, it’s about sending a message.”

by Tronix6114 August 19, 2022

seeing-eye dog

While giving yourself a retarded stranger your hand may need a little guidance or extra power. When aid is given by the prominant hand by grabbing the wrist a seeing-eye dog is being preformed.

While Joe was giving himself a retarded stranger his forearm began to cramp and he was forced to do a seeing-eye dog to finish.

by Duff McGee December 4, 2005

seeping dragon

An annual event on the Chinese New Year. It is when a girl spreads her asshole apart and volatile fluids (semen, blood, anal leakage, mudbutt, and other unnamed substances) seep out into the mouths of no more than 3-4 young men. After 15-20 seconds of gargling, the young men spray the fluids back at the face of the Chinese woman in an occulting manor. For professional seeping dragoners, they can ejaculate on the Chinese woman's petite knockers while spraying her face.

Woman: "Go gather no more than 2-3 of your buddies and we will go do a seeping dragon back at my place."
Man: "Aight sounds good, but you better lay out on you stomach so nothing seeps out of your asshole."

by CrippledAndBroken69 December 15, 2010

Seeing eye dogged

When a girl acts like a seeing eye dog with a guy.

The girl walked a guy around the bar all night long like she was a seeing eye dog then left his ass @ the bar. That guy was seeing eye dogged.

by TheGuy!!!!! September 3, 2006

Seeping

The act of dry humping to ejaculation upon another person whilst trying to remain celobate. The juices seep through to the other party causing a transfer of fluids to their body. Related to "soaking" by Mormons but less invasive.

Christian an I remain pure but have added seeping to our relationship.

by vangloriousskookum March 21, 2018

Gundam Seedlings

A general term for anyone who is a fan of the anime Mobile Suit Gundam Seed, whether they be intelligent or extremely dumb. Most have been spawned by it airing on YTV and Cartoon Network, 90% if them being morbidly obese and have no working social life, so they have to spam the forums dead with such phrases as:
"KERA YAHMAHTOE IZ TEH HAWT ANGSTEH BEECH!"
"OMG ASSRAN IZ MIEN!111!!1!1one"
"EYE WANT YZAKS PEN0R!11"

The remaining 10% have a brain, and are quietly enjoying the sight of the jackass fans being slaughtered by the UC fanbase. Amen to that, brotha.

Eye am John D'OH N EyE M GunDUMB S33dling fan cuz GS gut teh angst wit gundums N teh NEKID CHICKS wit big bo0bs. OLOLOLOLOLOLOL! I R SUU SMURT. :D

(Aren't Gundam Seedlings like this just so... punchable? <3)

by Ryoga-chan September 12, 2006