Dirty Schultz

Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.

love the poop.

by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003

Schuster

A person who takes a poop in somebody's shoe.

"Ok, which one of you damn Schusters soiled my loafers?"

by Capt. Carfentnyl January 8, 2018

schurtle

Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)

"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"

by Xerxe April 14, 2008

Schästielich

the sexiest angel ever!!! Castiel in german ;)

Schästielich ist Schauspieler Misha Collins

by Demon_Love_Monkey January 2, 2009

defucken scusting

Ten gay men having sex in a room

i was at a homosexual party and there were lots of defucken scusting

by it is your gay future December 9, 2007

Schustard

1) The incapacity of acting with reason, logic, or any damn sense.

2) The art of making comparisons to things that make no sense. You know it's kinda like this but not really

3) The technique of thought bubbles, taking random thoughts, ideas, and worthless knowledge and creating a day to day conversation from it.

I can't believe Brian just went full schustard.

by MrPriddy August 6, 2010

Shust

A substitute word for shaft in the sense of being decimated or owned at a game etc or any other unfavourable activity. It originated as a pseudo German translation of shaft and so for best results should be pronounced in a German accent and may be accompanied by a hand/arm swinging action indicating fisting. See also shaft, rape, pwn
tr.v. Shusted = shafted

- Ima shust you when you least expect it sucka
- O-oh, I'm gunna get shusted, aren't I?
- Set ze shust charges for maximum depth!

by Josh BP November 18, 2006