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schlang

v. 1. to have sex with someone in a manner involving a mental or intellectual sort of connection, or have sex with someone in a slow, caring and yet fiercely forceful manner
She dreams of schlanging him: his textuality is so right up her alley she can feel it glide there.
by demitria monde thraam January 26, 2004
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Schrank

a male with a small penis, as if it SHRANK.
however, due to the many males with the last name SCHRANK, the nickname stuck & is spelled with a c.
Greg is such a SCHRANK yo.
A skank?
Nah, a schrank. Smallest cock in New England, EFP said so.
by A team! February 12, 2009
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Schmantz

An adjective for something ridiculously fancy and/or popular in terms of everyday opinions.
Well, don't YOU look nice with your schmantz shirt?
by IndieLoo November 18, 2005
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Hose schlange

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!
by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010
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Schiano

Guy 1: "Dude, you're missing the Bucs game!"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I had to go take a schiano."
by Smells_like_a_fish October 12, 2013
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schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy
jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!
by Devan September 13, 2003
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Schman

A girl wiht the last name of SCHere combined with the end of woman=a SHCMAN
by ejay day October 30, 2003
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