Schmankeniggerst

A darkly skinned sperm cell from Germany with a funny moustache

Look at all the schmankeniggerst that he ejaculated on the picture of Hitler

by Hehehaha2754 December 16, 2024

Schmorked

To lose a hand of Backalley Bridge. To lose something (derogatory)

“You just got schmorked.”

by hellpig0 December 23, 2024

Schlarkban

When a human bends over and opens a low cabinet

Hey bro, can you schlarkban real quick and grab me the paper towels

by RoBo_566 May 8, 2025

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016