Schmuck

An idiot, fuck head.

Origin: yiddish

You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!

by big black penismonger August 17, 2009

schmacky

A weak foe, usually encountered in a sizable group; underpowered underlings; common in roleplay game usage.

Schmacky example: We burst into the room, our entire 7th level party. We were disappointed as we saw only 12 orc schmackies with falchions. One schmacky scored a critical hit on our wizard, but otherwise the whole group of schmackies was the standard speed bump.

by Nefarious DM November 9, 2013

Schmacko

Something that dogs go wacko for

Dogs go wacko for schmackos!

by SeeNoCap123 September 9, 2020

Schmacks

A person who is either very silly or serves the dark lord himself.

"Hey Gerald, is that Baffour I see?"
"Oh no, step away. It is a wild schmacks!"

by Big Floppa 229 February 11, 2021

Schmackalangs

Large boobs

Guy 1: Look at those schmackalangs
Guy 2: Oh my those truly are schmackalangs

by BerryFPS December 10, 2021

Schmucked

Used for personal gain by someone that has no interest in dating or being in a relationship with you.

"That dude got schmucked AGAIN by that chick!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015