A scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. A scrunch likes sex, especially when it is in the form of butt sex. It is scrunch's favorite. A scrunch is a bitter bitch because she is parched... and she has to BEG in order for a guy to let her suck his dick. Her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. True story.
by I Know Someone Who Likes BFing December 8, 2013
Get the Scrunch mug.1) an apocryphal character cited for the purpose of an argument of the form "Even this staunch republican agrees that all republicans rape babies. sometimes the argument takes the form of a hard news piece.
2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
2) one of the popular forms taken by a "moby", a variety of troll which adopts the cultural identity of the opposing team for the purposes of either defamation by implication or "concern trolling".
genuine_republican says:
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."
Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."
faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
"i have enumerated misgivings about the policies of our standing president which are as follows..."
Staunch Republican 1776 says:
"YEA I HEAR YA BROTHER! THIS DIRTY N***ER MARXIST SHOULD BE ASSASINATED AN JEWS CONTROL THE CURRENCY."
faux-moderate (the authentic id of "staunch_republican1776") says:
"i have to say, genuine, there are problems with your criticisms which i haven't the time to point out here, but i wonder if you ever ask yourself why so many of your ideas so readily excite the passions of racist skinhead types like 'staunch_republican1776'?"
by juuuummmmyyyy June 1, 2011
Get the Staunch Republican mug.An overweight women with a foul body odor who squeezes into clothes several sizes too small and hits on every man in her path.
by eldavo37 August 26, 2004
Get the scainch mug.Bill: "Man, I had sex with with this guy last night, and his ass was so tight, it turned my dick black and blue."
Ted: "What a scrunchkin!"
Ted: "What a scrunchkin!"
by bob65401 May 4, 2009
Get the scrunchkin mug.by zestie August 27, 2018
Get the scrunchie mug.Slaunch sauce: the place in a body of water where you know just by looking that there is a slaunch within.
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