sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Samari

He is a fine, honest, loyal, strong, and smart kid. People might trying and put him down, but he knows only one thing, and that’s his goal. He could one day soon grow up yo be president. He also has a big package🍆.

SamarI, why don’t u come by my house and dick me down daddy.

by Bigdicklover505 May 5, 2019

samer

i little shit that thinks he is cool that rides peoples dicks to the moon and likes sara

samer

yeah

fuck

u

by owen walker October 2, 2019

bad samaritan acceleration

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.

"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."

by minj April 30, 2010

Samoria

Princess of Miami; shone as FUCK, and always take niggas bitches and other fems hoes.

Samoria name ring bells.

by Airomas September 27, 2017

Good Samaritan

When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.

You better hope no one slashes your tires because I will good samaritan your ass.

by ahimsa January 7, 2009

sameerian

1)A word used to describe young boys who reside in Westport, CT and recieve brownies for their birthday

2) A word used to describe a white man whose lips have nigger-like traits.

Willis: Yo, Tron check out the lips on that nigga!

Tron: What you talking about Willis? Thats a sameerian!

by Nee March 24, 2004