trouser-rouser

a big hardon in your pants

every time she takes her top off it's a real trouser-rouser

by woodpile January 20, 2010

Flushin' Roulette

The dilemma faced when walking into the only available public toilet stall to see that is full of crap and paper and could quickly turn into a messy overflow if flushed.

I ran into the office bathroom, happy to see one of the stalls open, only to be forced into a game of "Flushin' Roulette" because of the clogged mess left behind from the previous guest. I closed my eyes and pushed the handle and was relieved to have "dodged the bullet" when it didn't overflow.

by brownderby May 13, 2011

Nap roulette

Taking a nap without having an alarm clock to wake you up

-She didn’t text me for 5 hours straight this afternoon...
- She must be playing the nap roulette again!

by Soranaaaa February 21, 2019

knee slap routine

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”

Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)

by Sandwich Lovers June 11, 2018

rough as ten

Welsh slang. Used to describe a place, usually a pub, where threats and violence are common. Contraction of the now-obsolete 'rough as ten bears.'

'I'm not going in there, it's rough as ten'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

9 Mark Round

A 9 mark round is when you have sex with a bitch for 3min in the mouth, 3min in the puss and 3min in the ass. 3+3+3=9(Like in darts when you trow 3 darts in one round and hit 3 tripples)

"Hey Sammy did you fuck that slut from the bar the other night."

Sammy - " Hell yea, that was a dirty bitch. I gave her a great 9 mark round after I was done with the 3rd minute in her ass I pulled out and blew it directly in her eye. She loved it."

by Eric,Sammy, Dave January 3, 2008

route runner

n. One who engages in the running of routes at all times. i.e. Going out to hook up with morally casual ladies. A true route runner never takes a play off, and understands that the game never stops. Routes can be run via text, facebook, phone, or in person. However, routes are never run on MySpace.

1. to run crisp, full speed routes: to put on a move breaking through double coverage; to avoid a linebacker dropping into coverage; to wear down the opposing DB through the use of continual full speed play or through the use of multiple game changers.
2. one who looks for one on one coverage from a db with a weakness you know you can exploit, such as a disappointing previous romantic history, low self-esteem, or unhealthy need for approval. "Daddy Issues" are a route runners greatest ally.

3. a team of route runners knows that multiple routes run in the same area of the field can overwhelm the coverage and virtually ensure success

These are some solid route runners out tonight. Newt is in the corner running six slants at once on his phone, while Perry is running a solid "in and out" on the crazy chick on the dance floor. And look over there. Dre Bly is running a deep hook on my ex...

by OchoCinco December 30, 2007