by JeggyTactical November 2, 2017
Get the Retarded Meatball mug.Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.
Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid
Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?
by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020
Get the Retarded Macerena mug.A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021
Get the Retarded Alien mug.The electrician installed the light switch incorrectly. Although the light still turned on, the switch didn't fully click in the upright position so therefore is quasi-retarded.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
The throttle cable on the old ford doesn't fully retract causing the engine to idle at a higher RPM. It's quasi-retarded.
The billing system is quasi-retarded. It accepts debit cards initially, but not after you try a new debit card. Customer service insists they don't accept debit cards.
by Ontological June 24, 2018
Get the quasi-retarded mug.Retarded to the point of being publicly diagnosed as retarded. This term applies to those people who aren't actually retarded medically, but just plain stupid. Such people fail in school, do stupid shit, and think they're above everyone but the level of stupidity is beyond human comprehension.
"Hey bro so you still lusting over Sarah?"
"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."
"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
"I used to think that her being smart and hot at the same time would qualify her as wife-material. Just yesterday, she told the neuroscience prof that she believed that the heart was in the skull and tried using philosophy to prove it."
"Dayum, confirmed retarded."
by serd12 July 6, 2018
Get the Confirmed Retarded mug.I'm off the Molly, the Xan, the Lean, That's why I'm moving retarded - Pop Smoke (Welcome to the Party)
by The_Woo November 4, 2021
Get the Moving Retarded mug.A condition with which one's lips are huge and they have barely any mental capability. They are also very uncoordinated and retarded.
by IamFUCKINGTHICCCCCC😤💦🍆👌🏿 May 31, 2016
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