octicular rectanosis

If you have octicularrectaonsis, that means your octicular nerve is attached to your rectum and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Man you are negative, I think you might have octicular rectanosis.

by Kiv August 9, 2018

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

by Nick D April 3, 2003

rectal wart

A wart that grows in the vicinity of a sphincter

Come over here and pop my rectal wart

by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Reegan

A girl who is fierce, feisty and usually a lil' shorty. If anyone crosses her she'll be angry. Most Reegans probably have black belts in karate or are some kind of ninja. Logical thinking, amazing personality and hair always looking sleek. She probably wears the littest ponytails. If you meet a Reegan, never let her go.

Guy: Let's rob a bank
Other Guy: Wait Look it's Reegan!

Reegan: Ninja kick!!!!!
Everybody: AAAHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

Banker: Thanks Reegan you're amazing

by m a c y May 29, 2019

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

SpongeBob RectanglePants

A better nickname for SpongeBob SquarePants. Because SpongeBob is NOT square-shaped and neither are are his pants!

Who lives in a coconut over the sea? SPONGEBOB RECTANGLEPANTS!

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

reegan

she is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. she has the cutest smile in the whole world. she is the life of the party even though she is laid back and shy at times. she can turn someone’s mood from shit to amazing in .5 seconds

Friend: What’s your girlfriends name?
Me: Her name is reegan.
Friend: Do you like her?
Me: Hell yeah i do, she’s amazing. :)

by matt b :) November 28, 2018