Party Picasso

The Party Picasso is a popular prank that is common at parties, especially ones where lots of people are drunk/asleep. The prankster defecates into the palm of their hand, walks over to someone who is asleep/unconscious and uses the "brown paint" to paint on the victim's forehead. Paintings can range from the classic schlong to a funny word/phrase. For bonus points, the prankster can shove the leftover "paint" into the victim's mouth for a surprise.

Jerry: Never fall asleep at the party.
Jessica: Why not?
Jerry: Last time I did, Larry pulled a Party Picasso on me.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

El Putas

The Colombian version of Satan, commonly used in the sentence “nos llevó el putas”, when something goes horrendously wrong.

“Nos llevó el putas” (El Putas is taking us)

by Narcobarbie June 20, 2022

sapnu puas day

Since September 6, 1969, sapnu puas day has been celebrated as national send a nude day. This was when newly elected president, Richard Nixon called back the troops from Vietnam, and the soldiers had to come back to the US. They devised a way to talk to their Vietnamese girlfriends, and or "side hoes", and this was one way of communicating, by sending them a post card, which said "sapnu paus". Since then, to commemorate this festive day, we've been celebrating sapnu puas day.

Boy: Hi baby, today is sapnu puas day.

Girl: what?
Boy: turn your phone upside down baby

Girl: Here you go! ;)

by Victor Femme August 9, 2023

ok i like it picasso

When you like a piece of art

Ryan: *walks by a weird ass looking car* What’s this?
Felix: its an art project
Ryan: ok i like it picasso

by Dandy Jey March 30, 2022

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007

Puassum

also see: gayrab, manatee, and troll.

Criminy! I can't believe that puassum just flamed the webmaster. He's such a troll for doing that. Why would someone that resembles a manatee stoop so low?

by L7 May 15, 2004

Picaso Paint Job

Fill cups with vibrant coloured paint and leave one cup of water on the side. Proceed to dip your wiener into the paint and create your masterpiece on the face of your partner. Add a final coat of man cream for that glossy finish.

" Dude, I had to wash my dick 20 times to get all the paint off after I Picaso Paint Jobed that chick."

by Robbie Cano August 23, 2009