1) A replacement who is vastly inferior to the original.
2) A replacement inexplicably introduced and then subsequently replaced by the original.
3) A replacement whom people do not like and prefer to forget.
1) That Pulaski isn't even fit to get Alastair's coffee, much less take his old job.
2) Does anybody know why that Pulaski was only around for two months?
3) That Pulaski was such a pretentious, self-aggrandizing jerk! I'm really glad that he's gone.
Getting a hand job from a 50 year old married woman (preferably after finger blasting her in a bar bathroom) while simultaneously taking a piss. Due to the jerking motion of the hand job generally not a single drop of urine ends up in the urinal.