Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

Will’s Famous Protected Sex

Unprotected sex

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”

by sab125 April 12, 2022

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Pretz

A deliciously crunchy stick-shaped salty Japanese snack food that comes is lots of flavors like Corn,Honey, and Pizza. Often eaten by Wapanese and Otaku as their food of choice at Anime Conventions.

"Hey, pass me some of those Pretz...and while your at it give me some of your Pocky too...Domo!

by J. Lanphear January 17, 2004

pritz

very attractive; sensuous

You look really pritz.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

Protect This House

What you call people who always wear spandex clothing such as Nike Dri-Fit, Under Armor, etc.

Swoll guy wearing an Under Armor cut off comes in the room
Person 1: "Ahhh, I see Protect This House is here."

by Sizzeven! July 30, 2006