professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.

That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher

by quan267 June 2, 2016

Professional redditor

A person who spend most (if not all) of their time on the online site Reddit , a professional Redditor may or may not be a moderator for one if not many subreddits . A professional

Redditor will always base their self worth on Reddit karma

Steve hasn’t left his house since 2011 and spend 16 hours a day on Reddit subsisting off Doritos and a smug sense of superiority . He is a professional redditor

by Among gus sus June 16, 2022

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

professional camper

A homeless person living on the land using items acquirred from nearby residences through theft. Typically a resident of the cardboard housing projects.

That dude ain't no bum, he's a professional camper...

by My cock! January 18, 2022

Professional Incest

When professionals aren't hide for their skill but for political reasons of power, wealth, property and prestige.

The United Nations is run by a bunch of people who are into professional incest because they each think political aspirations are more more important than genuine human suffering.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021

Black Professional.

A black man or woman who is well educated and/or successful in his or her chosen profession. Much more common nowadays than stereotypes of black people allow.

Michelle Obama is a black professional.

by Athlone April 18, 2012

professional student

One who is studying for a professional graduate degree; particularly a law, medical, dentistry, veterinary, or business student.

Man, what are all these undergrads' cars doing in the garage? As a professional student, I should get priority.

by Rhythmgen January 20, 2010