prayer vultures

The people who flock to the comments section of any news story dealing with the tragic death of a sympathetic person or persons and post crap like, "So sad. Prayers up for her and her family," and "Thoughts and prayers to the families and friends."

Those freaking prayer vultures spend more time posting than praying.

by jack6128 April 30, 2010

exam prayer

Any of the many prayers students utter/speak/think before entering an exam. Generally most often found in colleges during finals and midterms by students looking for some kind of divine intervention on these crucial tests.

Sample Exam Prayers:

Oh god help me, I forgot to study, please answer each question for me and make sure it's correct!

I have studied hard and did my best, but for those parts in which I lack, please guide me.

As I lay my pen to pad,
I forget all answers that I had.
So if you want me to trust your name
You'll do me good, and play this game.
Answer each question and make me pass
Or I'll be back next year in this class.
And I'll switch to Hindu out of spite
Cause Buddah will answer questions right!

by Mitch Chez February 23, 2007

Prayer Warrior

Someone who is so riddled with Christianity that they actually fight to be more stupid.

And the next stage of training for our prayer warriors is to corral three rattle snakes into this coke bottle, using only a spoon and their faith.

by TheThinkingMan August 31, 2013

Livin' on a Prayer

In reference to the Bon Jovi song which is widely played by cover bands in bars predominantly in New Jersey and Philadelphia. Most widely covered during the summer season at the Jersey Shore. A phrase used to describe a person who is too old to be hanging out in the same bars with the young crowd each night when they should have moved on in life. Someone who is clinging to the lifestyle of a highschool graduate or college student.

Although all of his friends are now working full time and are married, Mike is still livin' on a prayer every weekend.

by DGF678 May 5, 2009

Predeckis

Contributor to urbandictionary.com whose definitions of various characters from the Star Wars universe amount to simple cut-and-pastes from those on the official Star Wars site.

"Oh dear, I've just received a nasty cease and desist order from George Lucas's legal team. It concerns copyright violation. I'll bet it's that tosser Predeckis up to his/her old tricks again." - urbandictionary.com editor

by goldkill returns November 12, 2006

Pree'd my pants

To pre-ejaculate in ones' pants.

I though of Cheryl Hann and then I pree'd my pants.

by heyrebel November 10, 2011

prebeer

Good quality craft beers made available at the beginning of a Beer Swap/Tasting for guests to enjoy before the official Tasting begins.

"We're still waiting for a few more people. Would you care for a prebeer in the meantime?"

by Hassan Ben Sober December 15, 2011