peteshinned

To take obvious satire on face value and, after world-wide ridicule, try to play it off as a joke.

To trip on the roses in a carpet pattern, break your nose, bleed profusely, and then jump up and say, "I meant to do that!"

You remember that guy I told you about who was banging a special-olympics-triathlete? Turns out she was faking, filmed the whole thing, showed it to his parents, and now he's trying to pretend he knew all along. He totally got peteshinned.

by GodHead September 5, 2008

poestry

A posting that resembles poetry

Wow, what provocative and emotive word usage. What poestry!

by Hercolena Oliverrrr April 2, 2009

POETS Club

POETS Club: An acronym for Piss On Everything Tomorrow's Saturday Club. Avid "Thank God It's Friday" partakers (TGIFers) will announce their membership with the POETS Club to signify that they are on a no-holds-barred-party-to-the-max Friday.

Bob, the entire office is getting together Friday night at Charlie's Bar at 8. The Lindeman Twins are going to be there too. It's POETS Club all the way--You in?

by Foxxfyrre October 3, 2010

Pooesta

An early-afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.

Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

by JettSkyler April 29, 2011

Poeser

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.

Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."

by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014

PokeSnob

A Pokemon Go user who brags about their trainer level, the Pokemons captured, their CP, gym battles won, etc

My former friend is such a PokeSnob; all he did was brag about his sad, pathetic PokeLife

by mslalib August 3, 2016

Poes

Don't be a poes

Haiboo

Mom:come do the dishes

Me: don't be a poes

by anonymous January 2, 2022