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Potato

A potato is a thick ass starch that loves to be sucked on and has eyes all over it
Damn I lite that potato
by Killerwhale$34 November 8, 2019
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Potato

"Yo is jame'er'iquarshe charred??"
"Nah nibba he a potato"
by Danielfuckface February 17, 2017
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Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.
Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.
by Jenna beans June 5, 2019
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Potato

It's an word used to describe an abnormally bad computer that have bad specs or is very old.

This word is often used by gamers to whitewash the fact that they suck at the game.
For example:
Person 1:I died because I have a potato computer.

Person 2: Yea really...
by Trapped in a can May 17, 2016
mugGet the Potatomug.

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function
you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato
by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019
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potato

me, a starch.
by tommothetiny December 19, 2020
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Potato

A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.
With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.
by John Word Smith November 10, 2015
mugGet the Potatomug.

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