Pootedness

To describe something that smells alot like poots.

Man are you sure you didn't fart, because it smells like pootedness in here!!!

by Danielle123 January 21, 2013

Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic

As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.

by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015

Poopedo

A torpedo shaped suppository that after inserted into the rectum allows for easy pooping.

My boyfriend had been constipated all week but after inserting the poopedo he was able to poop.

by Kdodge8 June 16, 2016

poomuda triangle

3 people half bent over forming a triangle with each persons face at the person in fronts Arse. At the same time each person shits in the person behinds mouth.

I guess there's nothing else to do other then a poomuda triangle!!

by Snotto March 24, 2016

Poofed

To be really tored or exhausted

He is really poofed

by Ech58 August 20, 2016

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

Poomerang

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.

Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!

by brownsource July 10, 2017