Pootedness 

To describe something that smells alot like poots.

Man are you sure you didn't fart, because it smells like pootedness in here!!!

Pootedness by Danielle123 January 21, 2013

pooeyness 

The act of being pooey, can be used to describe how much someone sucks by saying how pooey they are, or how much pooeyness they have.

"that girl is so pooey, omg, her pooeyness level is like 10

pooeyness by Chloe1265 May 24, 2005

Potterness 

Over-eagerness to the point of complete and utter annoyance

Thomas' Potterness got the better of him again and no one will speak to him now.

Potterness by the most unfortunate victim May 20, 2011