poopadoopydoop

That moment you poop and water splashes up into your butthole and you regret life

Person1:wyd.
Person2:on the toilet regretting life.

Person1: poopadoopydoop?
Person2: *sighs* yup.

by Mr./sandman/ November 2, 2015

Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.

Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.

by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017

ploopy meme

When you take a crap in a public restroom while eating roasted memes.

Ahh, that was a nice ploopy meme.

by ProtoMeme June 17, 2017

Poopage

Poopage is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. Poopage occurs when the skilled player/athlete "poops on" the opponent, usually in a manner that the "victim" didn't really have a chance. In Gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. In Sports, poopage would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.

1.) Me: Hey man watch this replay I do a sickass no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the Halo 3 replay.)
Xbox Live Friend: HAHA omg that was insane poopage... you pooped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).

2.) Holy Crap did you see L.T. shake and bake that guy? That was total poopage! (continued to rewind on DVR and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)

by Crimson X1I1 October 23, 2007

ploop

variation of plop.
a plop that causes water to fly up and smack your ass...leaving you cleansed and refreshed.

i forgot to wipe my ass cheeks... that ploop really got me that time!

by sexybitch June 5, 2003

poopagina

the act of deficating into a woman's vagina

last night i did a poopagina when my girlfriend disrespected me and my family. i told that bitch to walk her poopy vag home.

by michael y January 14, 2007

Paloopa

The opposite of a Chaloopa which means iron butthole (another word to describe a Heterosexuals..*sigh*). Paloopa's are stereotyped by their odd gestures, feminine traits, constant shaking off the anus and was coined by a kid named Tauree Campbell. While sounding idiotic and really stupid, it has somehow found itsway to Suburban america in which Teenagers now use it as a regular insult.

Kenneth: Hey Ben I hear you like cock in your ass!
Ben: Your right Kenneth, so you can suck my cock
Kenneth: Kiss my ass, Paloopa!

Teens will never learn

by Lord Kabukucox August 1, 2009