Heterosexuals

People who like someone of the opposite gender. I do not believe they exist. They are a m y t h told to scare us gays into the closet.
Oh gods, heterosexuals have flirted with me. Little do they know, I am a disaster lesbian.
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Heterosexual

An individual that cannot sit within 5 feet of the same gender in a hot-tub
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Heterosexual

Someone sexually attracted to someone of the opposite sex.
Guy: I'm a heterosexual so I like girls.
Girl: I'm one too.
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A person who is attracted to the oppisite sex
Girlz like/love boys
Boys like/love girls
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Heterosexuality

The quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to people of the opposite sex.

Statistically, the vast majority of human beings at any one point in history are heterosexual.

Only Heterosexual sex can lead to the creation of new human beings.
I wouldn't be alive without Heterosexuality. As a matter of fact, none of us would be alive.
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Heterosexual

'Hetero' means 'of the opposite'. Therefore, Hetero-sexual means 'attracted to someone of the opposite sex'. Heterosexuality is shared between a male and female and vise-versa. This is also reffered to as 'straight'.
Korben always knew that he was heterosexual; he discovered this on his first day of Kindergarten when he 'fell in love' with the most beautiful girl in his grade: Jessica.

Jessica always knew that she was heterosexual; she discovered this on her first day of Kindergarten when she 'fell in love' with the most handsome boy in her grade: Korben.

(They are now married.)

Lol :).
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Guys who fuck only girls are heterosexuals.
Girls that fuck only guys are heterosexuals
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