Pecan Sandy

A very rough HJ, definitely without any kind of lubrication, and in extreme conditions given out by someone with dry, cracked hands. A likely side effect of this act is a severely chafed penis. Perversely, some gentlemen prefer this to regular HJs, i.e. Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos.

"Wow, I was so drunk last night that I went home with this fat chick and she gave me a pecan sandy. My dick is so raw, I can't even put on a pair of pants."

by LongJahnSilver June 19, 2013

peanut butter jelly time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."

Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

by JokerDoom March 21, 2004

peanut butter trail rider

A faggot, poofter, man lover, homosexual

I said go and get fucked you peanut butter trail rider.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

hide the peanut butter

using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.

"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"

"which eye?"

by kjal May 15, 2010

butter pecan

Attractive Puerto Rican woman

I got a butter pecan's number last night.

by D.A. September 18, 2003

peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon

peanut butter spoon - donut operator

by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020

PEANY

This term is what you call people when they are being mean penis'.

Don't be such a peany George!

by Mawkel February 23, 2009