Parked

A Hood Slang meaning a Car got shot at and the driver died

Parked that Car!

by slimekrew1c September 26, 2025

Parked

When something lacks any noteworthy features, and is uninteresting.

Another way of saying "bland", "boring", or a less intense version of "clapped".

Did you see Cassie's fit? Shi was so parked.

by CrazyRocky December 13, 2025

theme-parked

An exceedingly sanitized, controlled setting that rings false

VISITOR: Dude, what happened to all of the strip clubs, hookers and street musicans in the Times Square area? This look likes a shopping center mall!

RESIDENT:The strip clubs, hookers and street musicans were theme-parked out of existence...

by 415man94102 April 20, 2011

Rosa Parked

Stealing the passenger seat when someone else calls "shotgun"

(walking to car)
Friend:Shotgun!
You:(Sprint towards the passenger seat) YOU JUST GOT ROSA PARKED

by anonytorious March 16, 2014

cowboy parked

parked completely sideways, as if you have never seen a parking lot before.

He cowboy parked the fuck out of that truck. Damn near in three different parking spots.

by big bear941 April 12, 2014

get parked

When you spoon with the dick still in.

"Hey Amber, what did you do last night?"
"We totally just banged or whatever, then we decided to get parked and watch some Downton Abbey"

by Sarcelle December 2, 2018

Rosa Parked

When a car full of black folks almost side swipe a car full of white folks just to get to the better Parking space before them. They also proceed to give a smug look or nasty glare at said white family as a sign of victory over the parking space.

"Dang Jim! They almost hit us trying to get that spot! Then they mean mugged us and coasted in! We just got Rosa Parked!

by C8astrophic December 28, 2018