parachronism

Continually being a bitch before the realization that you are one

Meng, that parachronism is ignorant of her "bitch status"

by Illey January 16, 2009

parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013

parachutist

A troll or other miscreant who jumps into an online group or forum, usually to push a view that is contrary to that prevailing in the group. They usually melt away when asked to provide evidence, citing 'bullying'. Often extremely smug and rather stupid.

A parachutist landed in our FB group today to 'educate' us all about how we are wrong about absolutely everything, ever.

by Chowbelanna May 1, 2015

parachute undies

A really baggy pair of men's underwear

It's hard to be sexy attracted to him when he's wearing parachute undies

by K_dub782 March 3, 2017

Cock-parade

The ever-growing list of guys a promiscuous girl may have.

jane- janet has a new guy over here every week!
john- yeah, just more guys in the cock-parade...

by El Steve-O June 11, 2006

Pushchair parade

A group of teenage mothers (usually Chavish) walking along with their most prized accessories: their newly, or recently, spawned vermin

"Jesus Christ, Mary ,mother of Joseph! Where did they come from?"
"Who??"
"Them!" (points)
"Oh they're just the local Pushchair parade."

by popscene November 9, 2006

Alcohol Parade

The act of wandering from a place to another one drinking all night long..or until u r totally blasted,hence u r forced to waste the rest of your night on the crappy floor of a club/pub/your home toilet.

The main purpose of an Alcohol Parade is to get new mates in each place u have a drink, using alcohol as a powerful legal substance that allow u to build up new relations with previously unknown people..btw often it.s most likely they.ll keep to be unknown even the day after cuz you won.t be able to remind them,). Therefore the most important stuff is that you must be aware about your own tolerance threshold to avoid unwanted side effects as reported before, and to avoid regretful recoveries with unattractive/disgusting/nasty beings of the opposite (or even same) sex.

Broadly speaking even the whole life of an alcohol-addicted can be define as lifelong alcohol parade, where he spends all his time moving back and forth between pubs or supermarkets but with the mere aim to feel intoxicated.

A - shall we go for an alcohol parade?
B - I'm in, FOR SURE!! First round.s on me tonight,)

A - hey man nice to c u again!!! tonight i lost u right after a couple of drinks, so what was your last alcohol parade like?
B - ...dude, let.s have a bomb-cocktail i need to forget that rubbish sack i woke up with..

by yosoybeachboy January 26, 2010