No offense

The short line used after a very offensive and usually embarrassing statement which supposeably makes everything the 'sender' said socially acceptable.

Leevon: OHH MYY GOD ALAA! Your such a little bitch ass, stupid pin dicked, cock sucking mother fucker who smells like absolute shit! no offense. =)

Alaa: lol (OMG im so glad he said no offense or i would of taken it offensively)

by Wavell September 29, 2008

the offender

A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:
a hamburger patty,
a chicken breast,
bacon,
cheese

and then go nuts.
The ultimate vegan offender!

'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.'

by matt77 May 23, 2007

Strike Offensive

4 Piece Trendless Thrash Metal band from Reading, UK formed on the rum fueled evening of the 25th of April 2008. Playing the purest, most balls out 80's inspired thrash metal without the taint of modern day 'fashion' metal, e.g. Emo, Screamo etc.

Fans of Strike Offensive call themselves Strike Offenders

The offensive starts here...

www.strikeoffensive.com

Dude, did you see Strike Offensive thrash the fuck out last night?

Yeah man, they were fucking awesome!!

by Strike Offensive July 10, 2011

Turn off-offer

Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.

Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.

Version 1:

Woman: "I want you now"

Man: "I want you too"

Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"

Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"

Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!

Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".

by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010

Little Debbie's Repeat Offender

A man poops into a woman's gaping asshole, and she holds it all in. The man then has sex with the woman in her pussy. Right before he orgasms he pulls out, and punches her in the stomach as hard as he can, forcing her to re-poop his poop. As the turd comes out he cums on it.

Duke just got out of jail and that chick he's dancing with better watch out or she'll meet Little Debbie's repeat offender.

by kunsky August 21, 2014

non-offensive swears

What people too religious to swear say.

He insulted her with non-offenisve swears.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I am a very religious person and I will tell you that I will swear."

by Katie October 6, 2003

Offensive Joke

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.

Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)

by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022