Pulse my oats

1.) to get one’s pussy fucked vigorously
2.) to girate/shake one’s goodies for their oat daddy
3.)to get yourself off and feel yourself(oats) pulsating
3.) to put oats in a food processor
Baby, I need you to come over and pulse my oats while we Netflix and chill
by OatDaddy June 08, 2022
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oat cult

we worship cults here. our all-mighty god is called Mr. Oatboob. if u want to join our cult, u must send us a video of u showing us ur boobs while pouring oats on them.
I am apart of the smeggsy oat cult where i throw oats at people.
by oat lover ally April 28, 2021
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gnarly oats

A much cooler and more obscure alternative to “cool beans
Gonna shred the gnar with my geezers bro, it’ll be gnarly oats.
by Xvillagewitchx May 14, 2022
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*Oats*

*oats* as a typo of *pats* aka to give comfort to someone
Kim: "oh I'm having a bad time"
Jane: "*oats* that sucks"
by kazherine April 29, 2021
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Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.
I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.
by StB08 June 27, 2011
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Toasted Oat

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.
“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”
by cockmcstuffins May 05, 2021
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