nurdle

have you ever brushed your teeth ?
and squeeze the tube and and wavy shaped toothpaste came out
thats nurdle

a nurdle of toothpaste

by zeahahaha guy September 30, 2023

Nurgle's Blessing

The act of accidentally sitting down on an overflowing toilet seat resulting in your entire nether regions to feel cold and violated as if you were blessed by The Almighty Nurgle from Warhammer 40K

I received Nurgle's Blessing when I went to the gas station bathroom.

by Laelette Venara January 17, 2024

Nurgle Boofing

The fine act of using a dead animal carcass as the delivery method for anal consumed drugs

O man last night was wild I can't believe we used that skunk we hit with the car to Nurgle boof all that K we had in the trunk. What a epic Nurgle boofing night.

by JIMRAYNER July 9, 2024

nuttlesack

When your scrotum is split down the middle and the balls are separated

-I love my buddies nuttlesack, it’s fun to play with
- YO, check out Joe’s nuttlesack after his FREAK biking accident

by Kacekatt February 6, 2025

Nutless sack

When it’s so cold outside , your balls actually go inside your body

It’s like ten degrees today . I froze my ass off. I’ve been inside for an hour but I still got a nutless sack!

by Walleyed February 17, 2025

purple nurple

a bad herpes sore on the lip or nose

Jim said, "Yo' man, did you see Mike's purple nurple today!?"
Heather replied, "Hell yeah, I would've never guessed him for herps."

by T7B December 23, 2009

purple nurple

a really really painful thing and the results are purrple nips

i got a purple nurple from janice.

by papajdogg3 December 9, 2016