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Cotton Mouse

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.
Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."
by Natalie February 1, 2004
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Mickey Mouse

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket
by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009
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slob mouse

A girl that thinks she is a bad ass. But does nothing but bitch and complain all day and is extremely messy and don't put out or try new things in the bedroom.
This girl was talking a big game until we got back to her place and I found out she was a total slob mouse.
by Ajax the asshat January 24, 2017
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chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.
{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!
by Telephony July 25, 2014
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modest mouse

1. The greatest band to ever grace the earth
2. A band fronted by Isaac Brock, one of the best songwriters of our time, who is completely psychotic and wonderful
Have your heard the modest mouse song "tundra/desert"? that song rocks the shitbox man.

I don't claim to understand what occurs inside of the mind of Isaac Brock.
by girlinaburlapsack May 8, 2005
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Danger Mouse

Fabled secret agent that resides in a Pillbox in London and should really have more than one definition in Urban Dictionary
Danger Mouse really is the greatest secret agent in the world!
by Introbulus January 21, 2005
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Niggey Mouse

The most famous mouse in the African Disney movies.
His jokes are hilarious .
His friend is Donald Dick who is a real dick.

Niggey sings the Nigga song: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 100% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I’m 200% Nigga! Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Why do poolice hate niggas? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGS NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA THEY HATE EM CUZ THEIR DICKS ARE BIGGER! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA Why do call yourself a nigga? NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA CUZ I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ NIGGA!

You can find him in shows and movies on Disney Channel Africa.
Gregory: What channel are you watching?
Ben: I’m watching Disney Channel Africa, Niggey Mouse is so funny.
Gregory: I see.
Niggey Mouse: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga.
by gregben February 20, 2022
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