Manchester united states of america

english football team that has been taken over by american business men, and has now been comically named man - u-s-a or manchester united - states of america

sum1: "u heard about that crappy manchester united?"
me: "u mean Manchester united states of america"

by gazzy d April 26, 2006

manchester

The second city of a funny place called England. Quite wet, but more welcoming and friendy than london.

manchester is so cool...so what if its raining for the 15th day in a row.

by Hanny May 13, 2005

Manchester, New Hampshire

1. A former mill town on the Merrimack River that should have died after the fabled Amoskeag Mills, whose fabric ouput led to the city being dubbed "The "Cottonopolis of the World" in the first decades of the 20th Century, went bankrupt during the Great Depression, but somehow like a ghoulish vampire, the red-brick shithouse hangs on.

2. New England city, the largest north of Boston, that reportedly has more bars, gin mills, and licensed purveyors of strong waters, per capita, than any other city in the United States.

3. The "Queen City" of New Hampshire, which also ranks as the Marijuana Capital of New England, attracting buyers from all over, as the corrupt police force has a hand dealing and protection.

4. A cultural miasma famous for producing the McDonald's brothers, purveyors of the worst food in the world; Grace Metalious, author of the world's worst book "Peyton Place"; and Adam Sandler, the world's worst actor.

"Manchester, New Hampshire would rank as the asshole of the universe," Mr. Youch told his night class at the U.N.H. extension program, "but for one small detail."

"Wassthat?" Perk Pekins asked. I wasn't sure if Porky was leading Youch on or was just a world champion dumbass. I'd put my money on the latter.

"Wassthat?" Pekins asked again when Youch wasn't immediately forthcoming.

"Lewistown, Maine," the professor said in a stenorian tone.

by Chance Wayne May 1, 2006

manchester united

Team that is supported by Irishmen living in London, poeple who don't know about football and don't want to appear boring or people who like Beckham and don't realise he plays for Madrid and is actually crap

Who do you support?
Man U
Name a player
DAVID BECKHAM

by Big_Sam_12 February 7, 2005

Moocher

One who asks or takes from someone's food or money I.E. french fries, money, pretzels

The moocher wouldn't leave me alone until i gave him half of my cookies.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

Manchester United Fan

A Manchester United Fan is the most delusional fan you'll ever meet.They'll suck Sir Alex Fergusons cock if they're given the chance to do so.They are also reminding every minute that they won a treble.

Hes Stupid He's a Manchester United Fan

by VK1894 November 11, 2020

Manchester United

The Pride of all Europe. 68 99 08 - the squad including Scholes, Giggs, Ferdinand, Rooney, Vidic, Evra, Tevez and the awe inspiring Ronaldo have done The Busby Babes proud. I speak as a life-long supporter who grew up in hearing distance of the ground so am hopeful that my opinion will actually count to some of the MUFC Hate Brigade. Personally I couldn't give a toss if our support is spread round the world, nor do I lose sleep over our agressive marketing strategy - every time some kid buys a Rooney pencil case and a Ronaldo face cloth it all goes towards making us stronger financially. And with the amazing Sir Alex Ferguson leading us ever forward how on earth could I moan?? Watch out Liverpool, we're right on your tail - can't wait to get past cos it reeks of unwashed shagged grannies and partially digested rat stew.

Q: Who's won it ten times?

A: That'll be our Ryan, for the glorious Manchester United

by Beks99 May 22, 2008